le canapé: couch (n.)

Sprizee vient d'acheté un nouveau canapé d'Ikea. Sprizee just bought a new couch at Ikea. Pronounced: "kaw-naw-pay" [enter Sprizee stage right] I. Feel. Like. Such. An. Adult. All weekend, everytime I walked into the living room I found myself saying, "Man, this is like a real apartment." Then, Sunday, after the St. Pat's Day Dash, I christen it with a nice long nap. And yes, I realize the previous two statments don't necessarily make any sense. Duh, it's me. I'm random and ungettable. Like Napoleon Dynamite. [exit Sprizee stage left]